{"id":5821,"date":"2011-06-04T11:08:28","date_gmt":"2011-06-04T16:08:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/?p=5821"},"modified":"2011-06-04T23:17:12","modified_gmt":"2011-06-05T04:17:12","slug":"yuk-yuk-yuk-thats-why-they-call-it-hot-tuna-omg-hesh-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/the-bomb\/2011\/06\/04\/yuk-yuk-yuk-thats-why-they-call-it-hot-tuna-omg-hesh-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"~YUK YUK YUK. SO, THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT: HOT TUNA !! & OMG HESH ALERT !!"},"content":{"rendered":"

OR: SATURDAY MORNING FUNNIES – PART II<\/p>\n

OR: OUR BOY DOESN’T SKIMP – WHEN IT COMES TO SUSHI. YEP, IT TAKES A WHOLE VILLAGE TO FILL THIS PLATE. <\/p>\n

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JOSH HARRIS JUST POSTED A VERY FUNNY VIDEO – TITLED: THE BIG SUSHI \/ ALFREDO MARTINEZ CELEBRATES THE SALE OF A GUN PAINTING BY TAKING JOSH HARRIS, HESH HALPER & TJ FOR THE BIG SUSHI MEAL …… !!!<\/a><\/p>\n

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\nALFREDO MARTINEZ – THE VERY PICTURE OF RAPTUROUS JOY !!
\nDAMN. IF THIS AIN’T THE RAPTURE<\/em> – LAID DOWN UPON US – THEN, WHAT IS? <\/p>\n

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\nand double damn !! yes !! that’s HESH – or, as you may know him – WILL THE REAL ‘HESHER<\/em>‘ – PLEASE STAND UP !!<\/p>\n

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\nit’s very interesting to note Hesh’s delicate little plate of rolls – compared to Alfie’s humongous fish farm !! <\/p>\n

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\nthe best part of the clip ? Alfie goes in for the kill !!
\nyep, watch as Alfie deftly by-passes the big boys – to go in the for the delicate morsel on the left !!
\nhis years in China have obviously left him skilled with the sticks !!<\/p>\n

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\nwell, that’s<\/em> why they call it – hot tuna !! <\/p>\n

thanks for the clip, JOSH !! <\/p>\n

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ok. OK. here’s JOSH HARRIS – who filmed that little big sushi supper – gem.
\nsome people in the (film & tech) press have called him the ‘Andy Warhol’ of the web. ouch. Peter Brant must be really rollin’ over – with that one. esp as it starts to really – pan – out !!
\n. . . just not his, Peter Brant’s day, I guess. meow.
\nPHOTO: NANCY SMITH OCT 2010.<\/p>\n

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\nin fact, if you were<\/em> living in the chicken factory of Josh’s great Wired imagination, or is that city ? what the hell. anyway. you’d probably catch him hard at work – looking pretty much just like this. ha.
\nin fact – see that little window on the left hand wall – towards the back . . .
\nsome spooky music please . . . <\/p>\n

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\nwell remember GREENBERG THE CAT ?
\nJosh’s found ‘saved’ cat that was actually a ‘rejected’ found cat – as in as hardcore bad as you can get, if you are a cat, dude – and re-found by Josh off some super desperate to get rid of him Craig’s list patron . . . well turned out Greenberg had pretty much used up his nine lives – by the time he got to Josh.<\/p>\n

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\nplus, he had a strong predilection for high places . . . <\/p>\n

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\nyeah, and Josh lives on the 5th floor.<\/p>\n

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\nin fact, that’s Josh’s fire escape, facing the street, he’s at the top.<\/p>\n

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\nsee that little open space in the back window . . . yeah Greenberg jumped out, about a month ago, while Josh was sleeping. in fact, Josh says he got woken up by Greenberg’s wails from down under . . . and he raced down.<\/p>\n

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\never hear of the money shot ?
\nwell, this is the splatter shot.
\nall Josh will say is: Greenberg had to get the big sleep shot.<\/p>\n

big sushi dinner.
\nbig sleep shot. what a diff one s<\/em> word can make !! <\/p>\n

JOSH HARRIS STUDIO PIX: BY NANCY SMITH.
\nWILLIAMSBURG, BROOKLYN. NYC. OCT 2010 and MAY 2010. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OR: SATURDAY MORNING FUNNIES – PART II OR: OUR BOY DOESN’T SKIMP – WHEN IT COMES TO SUSHI. YEP, IT TAKES A WHOLE VILLAGE TO FILL THIS PLATE. JOSH HARRIS JUST POSTED A VERY FUNNY VIDEO – TITLED: THE BIG SUSHI \/ ALFREDO MARTINEZ CELEBRATES THE SALE OF A GUN PAINTING BY TAKING JOSH HARRIS, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5821"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5821"}],"version-history":[{"count":35,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5821\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5877,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5821\/revisions\/5877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}