{"id":2742,"date":"2010-11-29T14:47:51","date_gmt":"2010-11-29T19:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/?p=2742"},"modified":"2010-11-29T15:53:49","modified_gmt":"2010-11-29T20:53:49","slug":"fan-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/the-bomb\/2010\/11\/29\/fan-mail\/","title":{"rendered":"~FAN MAIL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>or: THEY SHOOT P.R. WOMEN IN L.A., DON&#8217;T THEY ?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Ronni-Chasen.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Ronni-Chasen.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Ronni-Chasen\" width=\"504\" height=\"301\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2743\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Ronni-Chasen.jpg 504w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Ronni-Chasen-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nveteran film publicist RONNI CHASEN was shot dead &#8211; in a drive-by &#8220;professional&#8221; hit &#8211;  in Los Angeles last Monday,   Nov 21, 2010.<br \/>\nreference: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/p\/news\/national\/the_murder_that_rocked_hollywood_pBEHH8JDK1fu6JpGaDIalJ\">THE MURDER THAT ROCKED HOLLYWOOD\/slaying of New York-born PR diva . . .\/NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n<p>wow. my pre-holiday post elicited some serious email response. who knew ?<\/p>\n<p>1. first-off: about 10 seconds after it posted &#8211; in came a one-word rave from CHARLIE FINCH, my mentor and I guess the guy who eggs me onto even greater literary heights. he wrote: &#8220;CRACKADOODLE-DOO&#8221; &#8211; and I was down with that !! the most I thought was wow  &#8211; some guys have all the luck &#8211;  they just have to come up with that one sweet phrase &#8211; that one-word wonder &#8211; that says it all &#8211; and cracks you up &#8211; at the same time. while I do all the heavy lifting . . .<br \/>\nI shoulda known right then and here &#8211; &#8216;trouble&#8217; is my middle name. <\/p>\n<p>2. the next day &#8211; oh oh &#8211; the first email from Gavin, as in GAVIN BROWN, in about 6 months &#8211; the subject line read: &#8220;i&#8217;m sorry&#8221; &#8211; I just assumed it said  . . . sorry your mom died. and let it go at that, unread. then a couple of hours later &#8211; the thought began to slowly dawn on me &#8211;  maybe it actually said: i&#8217;m sorry &#8211; you are not allowed in my gallery any more !! <\/p>\n<p>wow. I don&#8217;t know who&#8217;s living in an a bigger bubble. me or Gavin.<br \/>\nGavin for not knowing the word on the street was that his ROB PRUITT &#8211;  &#8216;Rumspringa&#8217; Fall spectacle <em>was<\/em> the spectacle that wasn&#8217;t. or, as the simple and prevalent, not to say lively &#8211;  one liner that bubbled up from the street &#8211; so neatly summed up this over-hyped &#038; low in oxygen non-event: Rumspringa was &#8211; a fizzle. <\/p>\n<p>and, that&#8217;s also why &#8211; the mainstream critics in this town &#8211; scribble so many purely descriptive phrases in their &#8216;reviews&#8217; &#8211; or, art &#8216;criticism&#8217; as the genre used to be called. back in the century when the big boys could throw as good a punch as they got, and nobody got shot. or de-friended. de-listed. or un-invited. well there were probably a lot of drunken fisticuffs, if truth be told . . . a couple of suicides by over-dose, whatever. <\/p>\n<p>the problem with the Pruitt show was, one &#8211; it was over-hyped. there&#8217;s nothing New Yorkers hate more than being told a restaurant is 4 stars  &#8211; and then trek over only to find a fair to average meal on their plates. not that there weren&#8217;t brilliant moments &#8211; but the effect was not united &#8211; even among the highs. I liked the work in Maccarone&#8217;s space &#8211; still like the Panda paintings. alot. and the &#8216;Kitler&#8217; wallpaper. ha. Simon&#8217;s camp thought the Pandas played-out, and the Kitlers dumb, not to  mention: &#8216;been there seen that&#8217;.  his crew liked the segmented self-portraits in the GBE space proper. everybody hated that cinnamon bun wall, thought the gilt chairs were stupid. nobody even bothered  with the black and white tires offering up $50 worth of candy. and don&#8217;t get me started on all his &#8216;quilt&#8217; research. as if . . .<br \/>\nthough one heavy breathing art critic did call the show: &#8220;dickswinging&#8221; ? (he likes Marilyn Minter, too &#8211; so go figure.)<\/p>\n<p>but, then what to do about the recent Pruitt P.R. &#8211;  that popped over the Thanksgiving weekend ? in the New York Times. written up by Carol Vogel, no less. maybe some guys do need &#8211; getting hit with a swift kick &#8211;  to the side of the head &#8211; every now and then, and Rob Pruitt just might be one of them. he does seem to enjoy saying &#8211; every chance he gets &#8211;  how much he had to rebound &#8211; re critical mass ostracism &#8211; for that legendary &#8216;cocaine line right down the middle of gallery floor&#8217; jig &#8211; and, then that still not to mentioned &#8211;  politically incorrect black African art gaffe &#8211; of a few years back. !! though wow &#8211; too bad I wasn&#8217;t taking pix &#8211; then &#8211; cause both those sound like rockin&#8217; scenes &#8211; to me. in fact &#8211; they top &#8211; my &#8216;wish I had been there&#8217; list. of all time. for sure. double dutch for sure.<\/p>\n<p>I mean,  if I am (imaginary for now &#8211; but maybe) banished &#8211; should I play sour baby back &#8211; and just put it down, at best, ignore it &#8211; or at worst, &#8216;fake&#8217; trash it ? no. it&#8217;s too good of a game. esp after coming hard upon the heels of a grand fizzle wipe-out.  bottomline &#8211; ya gotta give credit where credit is due &#8211; and the projected &#8211;  ROB PRUITT &#8211; ANDY WARHOL MONUMENT &#8211; scheduled to go up in Union Square &#8211; this Spring 2011 &#8211; is Rob Pruitt back in &#8216;Viagra Falls&#8217; &#8211; fine form. top form &#8211; esp if he gets the fabricator to make the supposedly 10 ft. tall bronze sculpture &#8211; really and truly &#8211; Andy Warhol life-like. brilliant. right-to-the-edge hard core fun. <\/p>\n<p>3. but then, of course, yesterday, Sunday &#8211; Simon had to go and burst my bubble &#8211; completely &#8211; when he came back from his usual morning bagel and coffee read-the-papers &#8211; jaunt &#8211; to tell me that the RONNI CHASEN L.A. murder &#8211; was lookin more and more to be a professional hit &#8211; not a random act of violence or your typical road rage thing. in fact these were his very words: &#8220;I don&#8217;t think Gavin is out to get you, but I bet KATHY GRAYSON is . . &#8221;<br \/>\n.  . . or, I&#8217;m thinking &#8211; her backers. better hope they&#8217;re not Russians.<br \/>\nI should only be so lucky. well, maybe that&#8217;s not such a joke.<\/p>\n<p>on the eve of such epic battle &#8211; of course, the only logical course of action left  &#8211; was to go see the new HARRY POTTER movie. HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HOLLOWS !! &#8211; wow. one of the best. if you wanted one concrete vindication that the art world in New York City, is for the most part in a vacuum, is in fact a  wasteland except for the solitary bright light every here and there &#8212; you need go no further than purchase a movie ticket. <\/p>\n<p>but we&#8217;ll give and Andy &#038; Rob &#8211; the last word !! <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/warhol-monument.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/warhol-monument.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"warhol-monument\" width=\"504\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2744\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/warhol-monument.jpg 504w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/warhol-monument-300x175.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nthe projected ROB PRUITT bronze sculpture for Union Sq. &#8211; Spring 2011 &#8211; ANDY WARHOL !!<br \/>\nIMAGE COURTESY\/NEW YORK TIMES<br \/>\nreference: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/11\/26\/arts\/design\/26vogel.html\">CAROL VOGEL\/NOV 25, 2010\/&#8217;THE PUBLIC WARHOL in a PUBLIC SQUARE&#8217;\/NEW YORK TIMES !!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>and come to think of it; not only is &#8216;Warhol&#8217; a great a name for a Harry Potter villain &#8211; but &#8211; hey it actually breaks down into &#8211; War and Hole &#8211; get it ?!!  my theme song for 2010.<br \/>\nyeah,  I got some serious revenge issues &#8211; better believe it.<br \/>\nor:  catch this &#8211; if you can.<br \/>\n<em>one<\/em> of my pix &#8211; is greater than all 160 of your pix &#8211; on twitter . . . double dutch. high five me.<br \/>\nbout Joe Grillo. not only &#8211; been there done that &#8211; but made that baby. period.<br \/>\nlookin&#8217; around &#8211; don&#8217;t see anybody else &#8211; taking up the slack, either. dude. talk about vacuum. top 10 tunes about &#8216;soul sisters&#8217;  &#8211; done &#038; over &#8211; it&#8217;s all about &#8216;too school for cool&#8217; &#8211; now. in the popular culture.<br \/>\non the musical air waves.<br \/>\nwhat are they &#8211; mind readers ? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>or: THEY SHOOT P.R. WOMEN IN L.A., DON&#8217;T THEY ? veteran film publicist RONNI CHASEN was shot dead &#8211; in a drive-by &#8220;professional&#8221; hit &#8211; in Los Angeles last Monday, Nov 21, 2010. reference: THE MURDER THAT ROCKED HOLLYWOOD\/slaying of New York-born PR diva . . .\/NEW YORK POST wow. my pre-holiday post elicited some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2742"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2747,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742\/revisions\/2747"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}