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<\/a><\/p>\ndamn, if DUSTIN YELLIN was going to have himself<\/em> a big down-home pig roast A-list fund raiser, sure as hell, DUKE RILEY – was going to have one . . his<\/strong> way !! yeah, let’s get in your face . . CUBA !! no diss on Dustin, it’s just how you land, from a socio-economic point of view, and in his own sweet chaotic way, Dustin is a pretty free-form hardcore creative. I mean . . so, if Dustin was looking to raise $800,000 for his Pioneer Works agenda, and diffuse it out into the greater Red Hook community, Duke is looking to raise $8,000 to send him, and some fellow hardcore bad-ass wild band-mates . . . to CUBA ! so the way I see it, this is no longer just a ‘GIRLS’ night out – in Brooklyn moment – !! and yeah, it is<\/strong> YOUR PASSPORT . . “FUCKING BEAUTIFUL” – !!<\/p>\n YEAH, DUKE’S PIG ROAST, for sure is bound to be the closest <\/strong>you’re<\/strong> gonna get, yah dumb-loser-on-the-make, or twenty-something-on-the-go, to . . BURNING MAN<\/strong>, in this damn city. ha. SO, BURN THAT – PIG !! so, yeah . . DUKE RILEY’S HELLBENT HOOKER BENEFIT PIG ROAST DOORS OPEN at 3 PM – BANDS PLAY AT 4 PM & yes !! HELLBENT HOOKER will be playing, of course. THERE WILL BE “SOME SORT OF AUCTION as well as band paraphernalia like t-shirts for sale”.<\/p>\n as, the DUKE SAYS, so sweetly: ps:<\/strong> ps:<\/strong> the venue, 260 Richardson Ave, is JONATHAN SCHIPPER’S STUDIO – !! to view the video, see: JONATHAN SCHIPPER – ART WORK<\/a> see: HELLBENT HOOKER’S FB – PAGE<\/a><\/p>\n actually,<\/strong> anybody else remember, his last gallery showing, when he sent that ‘illegal’ band of pigeons, from Florida to Cuba, to smuggle back hand-rolled cigars !! in mini-bird backpacks – with mini-cams on their bodies . . catching the whole thing – mid-flight, over the waters !! then scandal of scandals, after reportedly selling their home-made pigeon coop, for big bucks, we are talking like $$,$$$ to some smart ass European collector, he actually ABANDONED his fleet of feisty flyers – and dumped them, on who else. 5 guesses !! between . . <\/strong> the likes of DUKE RILEY, KING PIN DUSTIN YELLIN, and HIGH LORD TOM SACHS, and with new-up-and-comer, elder royal son, or is that scheming bastard ? falconer, I mean pigeoner !!! PAT McCARTHY. famous last words:<\/strong><\/p>\n LA ? <\/strong> LA is a realtors’ . . shell game. no matter. let the battles – begin. <\/p>\n ok ok I know, ED RUSCHA, and RETNA !! as for RETNA ? and, watch out for the not-all-that-glitters-is-not – gold . . stars<\/strong> overhead in the cosmic firmament, like ? way funny last word:<\/strong> coffins – ha, let that<\/strong> be . . the last word !!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" ROAST THAT . . . PIG !! BURNING MAN – NEW YORK CITY . . . STYLE !! FREIZE, not !! damn, if DUSTIN YELLIN was going to have himself a big down-home pig roast A-list fund raiser, sure as hell, DUKE RILEY – was going to have one . . his way !! a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25215"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25215"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25250,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25215\/revisions\/25250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\na hardcore, bad-ass throw-down, full of the underbelly grit that defines the rough and tumble underground, and Duke Riley – who will always be subversive, no matter how successful he gets. <\/p>\n
\nyeah, underground, maybe $10 to get it, just the way we like it.
\nyou know . . . under the volcano !!<\/p>\n
\n‘Tree-Tech’ industries at Spring Break . . . nailed his street cred, forever.
\nit’s called putting your money – where your mouth is.<\/p>\n
\nyou could make a meme<\/strong>, and I would<\/strong> if I had the computer skills, lordy !!
\nand, put<\/strong> Dustin’s grinning, red-speckled blue-eyed with wildly tousled head, on Peter Dinklage’s ‘Throne of Games’ bad boy scruffy hard-body mini-body, and come out – with something really really . . voila !! to crash the social media universe.
\n. . . for real !!
\njust close your eyes and . . imagine !! <\/p>\n
\nnow, that’s w-i-l-d.<\/p>\n
\nthis is: ‘GAME of THRONES’ meets . .’MAD MAX’ !! <\/strong><\/p>\n
\nfor a gripping, and ripping your heart out time, and don’t forget those over-size torn black net stockings, in over-drive diva size, for sure. <\/p>\n
\nand stuff an apple in it’s mouth, as it turns and drips.<\/p>\n
\nlet’s send DUKE and his friggin hardcore pals – to CUBA, and like they say – good luck with that.
\nor as DUKE PUTS IT:
\n“If you are a friend of mine or TBone’s, a Hellbent Hooker fan or just a generally bad person, and want to bring more problems to Cuba that it’s already dealing with, SHOW UP! Donate. Eat Pork. Drink Booze.
\nSee you there.” <\/p>\n
\nSAT MAY 9, \/ 3-9 PM
\n260 RICHARDSON ST at KINGSLAND AVE – on the ‘border’ of Greenpoint and Williamsburg, BROOKLYN
\nL train to Graham Ave or G to Nassau Ave.
\nnote:<\/strong> don’t think the L is actually running these weekends, maintenance.
\nya gotta do that G trip, anyway – you can.<\/p>\n
\nSOMETHING LIKE $10 – TO GET IN, AT THE DOOR. (TO COVER THE 500 lbs of SMOKING’ PIG MEAT !!)<\/p>\n
\nTHIS IS LAST MINUTE SO SHOW YOUR ASS UP!<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nif you live out of town, literally or metaphoric-wise<\/strong>, you can<\/strong> special order limited edition black event t-shirts with that passport image on the front.
\n$25 paypal to duke@eastrivertattoo.com <\/p>\n
\ntalking larger than life, and hardcore industrial gritty: big gears, radical eco-awareness,
\nand, voila: voodoo – heavy metal !!
\nin other words, steel, motion, and i.e. science – mashes up with new age ritual . . magic !! <\/p>\n<\/a> <\/p>\n
\nsee: JONATHAN SCHIPPER \/ google search images<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a>
\nHELLBENT HOOKER, and damn, if there isn’t a hardcore chick – in the mix !!
\n
\nand finally<\/strong>, formore<\/em> ‘academic’ background on DUKE’S . . BIG CUBA – PLANS,
\nsee: BRIAN BOUCHER’S\/THURS MAY 7, 2015 POST – ON ARTNET<\/a><\/p>\n
\nCUBA <\/strong>has played into the Duke’s love of the sea, folk art tradition, and just plain-ole game of . . trouble-making, before. <\/p>\n
\ndude if you saw it, you well remember – !!<\/p>\n
\nyep, PAT. aka the Bushwick pigeonner.
\nPATRICK McCARTHY – he of the recent ceramic ‘SLAB’ show at AGNES B.<\/p>\n
\nnot to forget young downtown prince SEAN VEGEZZI, the undisputed master of urban sleight-of-hand, despite his tender years, or maybe – because of them ?
\njoining the fray, it really is <\/strong>an epic GAME OF THRONES<\/strong> battle for domination, here in – NEW YORK CITY.<\/p>\n
\nwho wants to live in a drought-scarred desert, when you can be jostling for power among such urban heroes.
\non an island<\/strong>surrounded by . . water.<\/p>\n
\nor is that . . shill game ?
\nno diff.<\/p>\n
\nthe northeast kingdom<\/strong> – sure feels a whole lot lighter, swifter, slicker, and faster on its feet – with all those lame wannabe transplants – gone.
\nthrow ’em overboard, I say – !!
\nthrow the deadweight – off the ship.
\nlong live NEW YORK !!<\/p>\n
\nok, so in Ruscha’s case, just make him an honorary<\/strong> New Yorker, and he’s already more than half-way here on our<\/strong> side, as is.<\/p>\n
\nsomebody has to kidnap him, and throw him into the boat, all tied-up no doubt, and screamin’ bloody murder, to save him from himself and all those gross $$$ whore groupies they have down there.<\/p>\n
\nVENUS, and MAMA, baby !!<\/p>\n
\nand, east vs west coast art warriors, definite remember the sad, cautionary tale of JEFFREY DEITCH.
\nthey really really don’t like Northern intruders down there, upsetting the locals, and ruining their dinner parties. they sure gave him the boot, in no time.
\nand, ok he has no social skills, but he – can put on a good show, when he wants to.
\njust if only he wasn’t so sleazy, and such a rip-off to his . . local sources.
\nyou knew the writing was on the wall, early in the game, when they made him take down that awesome wall mural of soldiers’ coffins.<\/p>\n