{"id":24165,"date":"2015-02-18T10:53:37","date_gmt":"2015-02-18T15:53:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/?p=24165"},"modified":"2015-02-21T09:58:10","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T14:58:10","slug":"how-low-can-you-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/the-bomb\/2015\/02\/18\/how-low-can-you-go\/","title":{"rendered":"~how low &#8211; can you go  . .  ? \/ UP-DATE:  SAT FEB 21"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>pretty far, actually.<\/p>\n<p>funny how things synch up, funny how round the world . . turns,<br \/>\ndirection: WEST !!<\/p>\n<p>all the way from KKK\/KANYE <strong>WEST<\/strong> &#038; O.J. via AMBER ROSE, onto MM\/MICHELE MACCARONE, via how-low-can-you-go NATE LOWMAN <em>and<\/em> ending up with . .  JERRY SALTZ ?!!<\/p>\n<p>you might have caught my big rant on SAT FEB 14th ?<br \/>\nturns out it <strong><em>was<\/em><\/strong> a really hot weekend, Saturday was Valentine&#8217;s Day and yesterday, was FAT TUESDAY aka MARDI GRAS !!<\/p>\n<p>so things were heating up mad, and   . . YES, I DID FEEL THE HEAT.<\/p>\n<p>in the pop culture that rocks us hard, whether we know it or not, things were hot as hell.<br \/>\nBBW in the art word, &#8216;n BBQ in the fashion-celeb word !! <\/p>\n<p>BBQ &#8211; ?<br \/>\nAMBER ROSE goes commando ballistic mad, or as she calls it,  &#8216;South Philly&#8217; !! on her ex KANYE WEST via KHLOE KARDASHIAN  . . and nails it very nicely in just a few words, and, of course little North sporting a bullet proof vest c\/o KANYE &#8211; priceless. I love little North. I hope she gets to watch cartoons, and if they ever put her butt naked on the beach &#8211;  shilling Guess jeans, ala GIGI HADID, I&#8217;ll have a fit. <\/p>\n<p>so, who knew Amber was such a creative genius &#8211; posting the <strong>meme<\/strong> of all mothers, o lordy, while briefly stooping to call O.J. (&#8220;the man who got away with murder&#8221;), and in a sense he is . . Khloe&#8217;s dad !!  !!<\/p>\n<p>of course this bloody Valentines Day massacre goes down just as Kanye gets his mement, I mean moment !! in the fashion world sun, and his song with Taylor Swift, and Paul McCartney, at the Grammy&#8217;s &#8211; was hardcore . .  wow.<br \/>\ngritty. and so are his &#8211; boosts. and his referencing of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanessabeecroft.com\/frameset.html\">VANESSA BEECROFT<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>read: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-2956026\/Now-Amber-Rose-lays-Kim-dissing-Kylie-continues-explosive-Twitter-row-Khloe-Kardashian.html\">AMBER GOES &#8216;SO PHILLY&#8217;, CALLS KIM . . a WHORE !! and, worse !! &#8211; DAILY MAIL<\/a><\/p>\n<p>didn&#8217;t I tell you that, just last week, at Taylor&#8217;s opening: <strong>it&#8217;s a PHILLY INVASION &#8211; !!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>so much for crispy well-burnt celeb BBQ,<\/p>\n<p>in the art world proper, it was:<\/p>\n<p>BBW &#8211; BUYER BE WARNED !!<\/p>\n<p>MICHELE MACCARONE GOING SOUTH, and we don&#8217;t mean her upcoming expansion to L.A. &#8211; !!!<\/p>\n<p>actually Michele Maccarone is someone I love to hate, so I actually did go off on her on Sat, but then I thought twice about putting out so much negative derision on the Day of Hearts, and retracted.<\/p>\n<p>but funny how the world spins, and things started to line up in such a groovy connect-the-dots fashion, I just have  . . to re-visit. <\/p>\n<p>first up, was the crazy cozy pairing, after the fact &#8211;  of NATE LOWMAN and his ex MARY KATE OLSEN, aka THE OLSEN TWINS in the &#8216;OFF DUTY&#8217; section of the WSJ &#8211; just in time for VALENTINE&#8217;S DAY WEEKEND.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/BOHO-WSJ.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/BOHO-WSJ.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"BOHO---WSJ\" width=\"720\" height=\"540\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-24173\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/BOHO-WSJ.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/BOHO-WSJ-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nso are MARY KATE &#038; her sis . . justified or what \/ and big time !!<br \/>\nBOHO &#8211; that was <em>their<\/em> look !! before they clamped down, went THE ROW  &#8211; in the face of mass criticism.<\/p>\n<p>and just inside, on PAGE 4 &#8211; thanks to the recent contemporary art auctions, a little art world BUYER BE WARNED \/BBW &#8211; chart !!<br \/>\nand, guess whose on it, and  . . tanking ?<br \/>\nyep, sad to say .. NATE LOWMAN thanks in part to the careful, translate: awful . .  curation and representation of, by one MICHELE MACCARONE, his dealer.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/nate-WSJ.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/nate-WSJ.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"nate---WSJ\" width=\"720\" height=\"540\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-24174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/nate-WSJ.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/nate-WSJ-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&#8216;ARTISTS TO WATCH&#8217; &#8211; compiled by KELLY CROW, WALL STREET JOURNAL &#8211; &#8216;Sotheby&#8217;s Shakes Off Doubts&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>and note: there are only <strong>4 <\/strong>artists who made the list, and ONLY ONE is going south, and that be: NATE.<br \/>\nand, yes  &#8211; that is a god awful &#8216;MM&#8221; painting by the way.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Art world wild child NATE LOWMAN, 37, scored at auction in 2013 with a series of works that look like giant bullet holes on walls. But <strong>sellers<\/strong> looking to flip the American artist&#8217;s works for a quick buck this week found a <strong>soft secondary market <\/strong>. &#8216;Six Shooter&#8217;, a series of &#8220;bullet holes&#8221; from 2005, attracted low interest at Phillips, and sold below estimate at $170,000. The seller of 2011&#8217;s &#8216;Trash Landing Marilyn #12&#8217;, (the painting in the chart) who bought it in 2013, took a 10% loss at Phillips when the work sold just above its low estimate for $650,000.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>boo hoo, BBW !!  HOW LOW CAN YOU GO &#8211; NATE LOWMAN ?<\/p>\n<p><strong>but<\/strong> what really go me to re-post, connect-the-dots !!<br \/>\nwas that I had pegged Michele Maccarone, and very nicely I thought &#8211;  as having her <strong>&#8220;nose-out-of-joint&#8221;<\/strong> meaning unbearably snobby, wrong, and just plain . .  stuffy.<br \/>\nyou know, stuffy . . nose.<\/p>\n<p>when on quite another cyber research project yesterday, I <strong>actually<\/strong> stumbled  across JERRY SALTZ and his wonderful chronicle of <strong>MICHELE MACCARONE and her BROKEN NOSE<\/strong> . .  at VENICE !!<br \/>\ntoo funnie !!<br \/>\nand, JERRY SALTZ taking pix !! hilarious !!<br \/>\nwell you only need to catch the moment if it&#8217;s hysterical, by that I mean newsworthy,  and so yes he even had a pretty awful photo of Michele and her broken nose, kudos . . JERRY.<\/p>\n<p>but BTW BBW, Jerry &#8211;  don&#8217;t lose the day job !!<\/p>\n<p>read: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artnet.com\/magazineus\/features\/saltz\/michele-maccarone-6-16-11_detail.asp?picnum=6\">JERRY SALTZ with the tale of Michele Maccarone&#8217;s broken nose &#8211; artnet<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Nate-Lowman-loser.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Nate-Lowman-loser.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Nate-Lowman---loser\" width=\"337\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-24182\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Nate-Lowman-loser.jpg 337w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Nate-Lowman-loser-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 337px) 100vw, 337px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nNATE LOWMAN, &#8216;LOSER&#8217;, 2009.<br \/>\n&#8216;A DOG FOR EVERY COUNTY&#8217;, MACCARONE GALLERY, NYC. Feb 10 &#8211; April 2009.<\/p>\n<p>now this <strong>was<\/strong> from when NATE was GREAT, but <strong>that<\/strong> was the last time I ever set foot in that god-forsaken place, talking about . .  tragic &#8216;maccaroni&#8217; <strong>west<\/strong>erns, <strong>west<\/strong> side NYC, and all.<\/p>\n<p>ALL PHOTOS: NANCY SMITH<\/p>\n<p>UP-DATE: <strong>SAT FEB 21, 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>first of all,  turns out to be a classic <strong>West<\/strong>ern frontier,  CLASSIC AMERICANA story  . . or what ?!!!!<br \/>\nslice and dice,  . . and all.<\/p>\n<p>and there&#8217;s more on the . . PHILLY FRONT &#8211; !!<\/p>\n<p>while I was stabbing, o.k. slice and dice metaphorically . . MICHELE MACARONE here in the fringes of <strong>west<\/strong> side NYC, some bad action was going down, in where else .. Philly !!<\/p>\n<p>two members of NICKI MINAJ&#8217;s tour crew got <strong>stabbed<\/strong> in the CHE BAR &#038; GRILL in <strong>PHILLY<\/strong> the night before this was published, that would be Tues night FEB 17, 2015. the news has just started to surface. De&#8217;Von Pickett a stage hand for Nicki died, the other crew member is hospitalized. they were <strong>only<\/strong> in Philly for 2 days !! for tour rehearsals with Nicki&#8217;s BF rapper MEEK MILL &#8211; who&#8217;s from ?<br \/>\nwhere else: PHILLY !! <\/p>\n<p>see: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2015\/02\/18\/nicki-minaj-stabbing-dead-team-killed-philadelphia-tour\/\">NICKI MINAJ &#8211; ROADIE .. DEAD \/ TMZ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>something bad-ass in the water &#8211; in Philly. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pretty far, actually. funny how things synch up, funny how round the world . . turns, direction: WEST !! all the way from KKK\/KANYE WEST &#038; O.J. via AMBER ROSE, onto MM\/MICHELE MACCARONE, via how-low-can-you-go NATE LOWMAN and ending up with . . JERRY SALTZ ?!! you might have caught my big rant on SAT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24165"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24165"}],"version-history":[{"count":31,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24209,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24165\/revisions\/24209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}