{"id":2126,"date":"2010-10-08T20:58:40","date_gmt":"2010-10-09T01:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/?p=2126"},"modified":"2010-10-26T18:13:29","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T23:13:29","slug":"fight-club-nyc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/the-bomb\/2010\/10\/08\/fight-club-nyc\/","title":{"rendered":"~FIGHT CLUB NYC"},"content":{"rendered":"

FILE UNDER: 3 REASONS WHY I LOVE NEW YORK FRIGGIN CITY
\nor, why we have artists drawing unearthly children . . . <\/p>\n

1. FAMOUS LAST WORDS \/ or KIM and KHLOE GET ATTACKED in OUR TOWN !!<\/p>\n

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\nPHOTO FROM: hiphoprx.com via TMZ<\/a><\/p>\n

yeah, well that’s what you get, Khloe when you take on New York Friggin City !!
\nwasn’t it just<\/em> this past Wed Oct 6th that she was quoted in PAGE SIX – ” . . . I can’t think of two hotter bitches to be strutting around the streets of Manhattan . . . Get ready New York?”
\nas if.
\nas if we want a DASH in Soho !!
\nmust have been a riot to see Khloe dive after her run-away rock – she’s lucky somebody didn’t snag it.
\nyeah we know Fight Club. <\/p>\n

see: KIM AND KHLOE GET ROUGHED UP in NEW YORK<\/a>
\nsee: FIGHT New York ! Kim & Khloe Attacked<\/a>
\nsee: Kim Kardashian Attacked\/TMZ<\/a><\/p>\n

2. THE WOULD-BE LOVE GOV\/NYC STYLE !!
\nwhile we are at it – can somebody please tell CARL PALADINO running for Governor of New York State under the tea party banner – to crawl back under the slimy rock from which he came . . the guy doesn’t have a clue as to how depressing he really is. it’s not that you had affairs, dimwit – it’s that your wife is crying throughout the entire interview, and apparently has no outside life – you not only lied to her for ten years about your ‘love child’ – but had your children, who were close to her – the ‘love kid’ – lie to their mother, your wife – about the situation too – for ten years. til one got killed in a car crash – and then you came clean ? that is so freaky – it is beyond belief. she says you are “never home for dinner”, and<\/em> you have his\/hers living rooms – never mind bedrooms – but the mistress – who you claim the romance ended with – when the child was conceived 10 years ago – “it was brief” says the wife. okay . . . if you say so – the mistress says you “are a great guy” and you are there “every night to tuck the kid into bed”. and com’on NEW YORK POST – where are the wicked PAGE SIX cartoons of him with his pants pulled down – exposing lip-sticked boxers. like you do Spitzer and Clinton. and, no ANDREA PEYSER, this is not one big happy meshuganah family. take it from one of the tribe – meshuganah is TINA FEY, not CARL PALADINO !!
\nhey man – did you consider going – Mormon ?
\nhere’s the main one: PALADINO’S WIFE TELLS OF MANY HEARTACHES …\/NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n

3. IT’S RIGGED, DUDE.
\nand finally, though the Post is down for the lack of mean Paladino cartoons – it pops back up for the count – for this quote in the business section today:
\n“outgoing White House economics adviser LARRY SUMMERS . . . said this in a speech at the Harvard Club (in NYC)
\ntoday – ‘When I read that the financial industry spent a million dollars per member <\/em> of Congress lobbying . . . I come to have more sympathy with some of those who have been critical of the sector’.”
\nduh. history lesson 101.
\nsee: NOT FOR THE BOOKS\/NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n

who’s your daddy ?<\/a> the founding fathers had slaves and apparently even Washington was pretty sketchy bout it, (and the Appalachian whiskey laws, too). so go figure. it’s in our blood. maybe it’s a good thing. a little get-over artist in everybody makes the world go round ?<\/p>\n

I’m not even gonna get into that ridiculous CAROL VOGEL – ‘BLAST OF BRASH’ – puff piece in the New York Times – or – the hi-end hairdresser meets MAURIZIO CATTELAN – it doesn’t even look like Stephanie Seymour. though it made for colorful fluff – I have to admit. well since – I’m already on a roll – may as well go for it – go figure – “but the biggest star of all is ‘Men in Her Life’ a 1962 Warhol painting based on an image of Elizabeth Taylor . . . that may sell for around $50 million.” <\/em> It goes on, “Mr. Segalot pried<\/em> the Warhol out of the private collection of the Mugrabi family.” ever watch ‘American Pickers’ ? this reminds me of when they find the guy who has every oil can – under the sun – and it starts to look stupid. what, no George Condos.
\nsee: Blast of Brash\/NEW YORK TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n

and Cinders is getting gentrified. enough with the commercially backed and salary guaranteed – but Indie ? Soho gallery holes, I mean spaces – ghosts of Jeffery Deitch dance before my very eyes. no. you are not<\/em> rock n’ roll – hey, you are the one toting the ass-hole embossed leather clutch – not me. <\/p>\n

while our unearthly children are being orphaned. that is, unless some 4 star user hotel – hole or salon – no diff – just downtown vs uptown – comes along just in the nick of time . . . and snaps your long nutured young artist – up from under your sweet ass – loser – indie feet. <\/p>\n

FIGHT CLUB NEW YORK CITY – !! – BRING IT ON, BITCHES !!<\/p>\n

hey, ya. I got a shot of the embossed ass-hole bag – hold on a minute, I’m gonna find it. this is gonna get me shot, I know it.
\nwell, they don’t call me ‘crack’ – for naught.<\/p>\n

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\nbut who is gonna believe it, otherwise ?
\nfile under: cooler. way cooler . . than cool.
\nKATHY GRAYSON and TAYLOR McKIMENS at the inaugural opening of the HOLE. Soho. Spring 2010.<\/p>\n

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\nwhat they say. a picture is worth a thousand words.<\/p>\n

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I got a quilt – with a message, too. it says “HA HA HA – it couldn’t get any better, unless you were a golden retriever.”<\/p>\n

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\nNANCY SMITH. repaired quilt, with SNOOPY textile, finished Spring 2010. <\/p>\n

PHOTOS: COPYRIGHT NANCY SMITH – UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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