{"id":11108,"date":"2012-04-21T10:32:26","date_gmt":"2012-04-21T15:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/?p=11108"},"modified":"2012-04-22T12:39:11","modified_gmt":"2012-04-22T17:39:11","slug":"hos-unite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/the-bomb\/2012\/04\/21\/hos-unite\/","title":{"rendered":"~HO’S UNITE . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"

HO<\/strong>RT + HO<\/strong>LE = HORTLE !!<\/p>\n

hey, what’s a benefit – without a little fun. HORTLE the Ho ? I mean WHO !! <\/p>\n

damn, Where’s Dr. Seuss when you really need him the most ?<\/p>\n

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\nIMAGE: DR. SEUSS\/CRACKED.COM<\/a><\/p>\n

MY BAD !! – it’s HORTON !!! – but I got the ‘LOVE’ part right – didn’t I !!!!!!!<\/p>\n

and, actually a HORTLE – is for real. well rock my soul. <\/p>\n

a HORTLE<\/strong> is a predatory WHIPRAY, a . . . species of STING RAY !! and it sounds pretty damn ugly, too.
\nfound in the shallow waters off southern NEW GUINEA, it grows to 28 in. across (!!) and “has a heart-shaped (!!) pectoral fin disc with a long, pointed snout and minute eyes. It has a wide dorsal band of dermal denticles extending from in front of the eyes to the tail, as well as scattered sharp denticles on the snout.” (omg . . . u-g-l-y.)
\n“The underside of the disc is a distinctive bright yellow in color . . . ” (!!) wouldn’t you just – know it. <\/p>\n

see: HORTLE… WIKI<\/a><\/p>\n

and not only that – they’re taking over !! like I always said: art world \/ bio world – no diff.<\/p>\n

see: HORTLE – SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE \/ SPECIES EXPLOSION: “What happens when you mix EVOLUTION with CLIMATE CHANGE” …. !!<\/a><\/p>\n

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\nA HORTLE: SMITHSONIAN WEBSITE <\/a><\/p>\n

who knew the art world could be so fun, . . . . and<\/em> scientific !! <\/p>\n

see: ‘SEEK NADA . . .. GET DADA \/ UP-DATE – JUST POSTED !! – scroll down 3 posts !! – or hit: here !!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

HORT + HOLE = HORTLE !! hey, what’s a benefit – without a little fun. HORTLE the Ho ? I mean WHO !! damn, Where’s Dr. Seuss when you really need him the most ? IMAGE: DR. SEUSS\/CRACKED.COM MY BAD !! – it’s HORTON !!! – but I got the ‘LOVE’ part right – didn’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11108"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11135,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11108\/revisions\/11135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}