{"id":1009,"date":"2010-06-04T10:39:22","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T15:39:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/?p=1009"},"modified":"2010-06-04T15:40:10","modified_gmt":"2010-06-04T20:40:10","slug":"what-the-hell-its-one-hot-scary-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/the-bomb\/2010\/06\/04\/what-the-hell-its-one-hot-scary-summer\/","title":{"rendered":"~What the hell &#8211; it&#8217;s one hot scary summer !!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CHARLIE FINCH, what the hell were you thinking . . .&#8221;Post-boom, the contemporary art season has reverted to its traditional school-year trajectory of September to June &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artnet.com\/magazineus\/features\/finch\/contemporary-art-season5-26-10.asp\">&#8220;summing up the season&#8221;\/artnet<\/a><\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s turning out to be the biggest scariest summer on record &#8211; what with the big oil spill &#8211; and it&#8217;s moving Atlantic coast ways, guys &#8211; and the wipe-out here at home &#8211; tech-wise on artlovers !! at least I&#8217;m not gushing oil into the global oceans &#8211; but it&#8217;s funny &#8211;  it&#8217;s kind of the inverse tragedy &#8211; due to tech deepwaters  &#8211; aka server upgrade &#8211; I&#8217;m losing the ability to maintain my archives  &#8211; at least to open public access on the web !! can we call that the inverse of pollution ? I think so. the very REV LUKE MURPHY &#8211; has just managed to keep a small stream of internet juice open to my photos &#038; text !! but at least I <em>have<\/em> a  PLAN B !! &#8211; I just don&#8217;t have the corporate dough &#8211;  to do it all at once. . . those guys &#8211; supposedly the biggest brains in the world among them ?? &#8211; can&#8217;t fix their toxic black water disaster &#8211; for love or money. . .  and the art world sure ain&#8217;t sleeping through it &#8211; its just picking up the beat &#8211; harder, faster and hotter &#8211; than the sleepy town &#8211; you&#8217;d have thunk NYC &#8211; to be  &#8211; without me  !! from one of the (now !!) biggest Manhattan galleries  &#8211; GAVIN BROWN&#8217;S ENTERPRISE &#8211; to the lowliest of the newest Brooklyn artist-run gallery collectives &#8211; LOUIS V. E.S.P. &#8211; scary innovation scenarios &#8211; are &#8211; the cutting edge !! welcome to the scary angry, but way COOL !!  new world. the SHEPARD FAIREY  &#8211; MAYDAY call &#8211; is done and over &#8211;  and there is no fix in site &#8211; reality has set in &#8211;  and it&#8217;s one big bad MOEBIUS global moment &#8211; welcome to the future. summer 2010. and the art scene in NYC &#8211; sleepy and over &#8211; ? &#8211;  it sure as hell ain&#8217;t !!<br \/>\nthe medium is the message, and the message is: it&#8217;s a brave new world &#8211; get with it !! ya gotta be super smart. scrambled but scary-good. with messed-up black waters in the cultural consciousness &#8211; everybody&#8217;s gotta aim green !! the artists gotta be quick on their feet if they want to be relevant &#8211; and the gallerists &#8211; have to be so so right on. everything is crucial. everything is performance art. all gallery space is performance and performance art is dead. trivial tripping, hello P.S. 1 &#8211; is so &#8211; not there.  been there, done that &#8211; over.<\/p>\n<p>the summer heat starts at GBE !!<br \/>\nif you don&#8217;t believe me &#8211; a picture is worth a thousand words !!<br \/>\nSPOILER ALERT !!<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;GO VEGAN!&#8217;  &#8211; &#038; &#8211;  &#8216;MARTIN CREED&#8217; (Part I and 2 !!)<br \/>\nrun thru JUNE 19, 2010<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gavinbrown.biz\/\">GAVIN BROWN&#8217;S ENTERPRISE<\/a> <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/gavin-summer-11.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/gavin-summer-11.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"gavin-summer-#-1\" width=\"504\" height=\"378\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1022\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/gavin-summer-11.jpg 504w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/gavin-summer-11-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&#8216;GO VEGAN!&#8217; &#8211; JONATHAN HOROWITZ\/GBE\/LA FREIDA MEATS<br \/>\nPHOTO: NANCY SMITH<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/gavin-summer-21.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/gavin-summer-21.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"gavin-summer-#-2\" width=\"504\" height=\"378\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/gavin-summer-21.jpg 504w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/gavin-summer-21-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nMARTIN CREED\/GBE\/new annex<br \/>\nPHOTO: NANCY SMITH<\/p>\n<p>then over in BROOKLYN !!<br \/>\nthe tiny brave new world artist collective &#8211; LOUIS V. E.S.P. brings you:<br \/>\nMISFORTUNE COMES !!  &#8211; &#8217;36 DRAMATIC SITUATIONS&#8217; &#8211; a big group show !!<br \/>\norganized by SCOTT KIERNAN !!<br \/>\nthe big opening reception nite party was Memorial Day weekend &#8211; but you can still catch the fun &#8211; by appointment only &#8211; thru JUNE 11, 2010 !!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.louisvesp.com\/\">LOUIS V.  E. S. P.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"misfortune-#-1\" width=\"389\" height=\"504\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1026\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-1.jpg 389w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-1-231x300.jpg 231w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 389px) 100vw, 389px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nDERIC CARNER\/IMAGE COURTESY LOUIS V. E.S.P. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"misfortune-#-3\" width=\"378\" height=\"504\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1028\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-3.jpg 378w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-3-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 378px) 100vw, 378px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPETER COFFIN\/IMAGE COURTESY LOUIS V. E.S.P.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"misfortune-#-2\" width=\"350\" height=\"504\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1027\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-2.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/misfortune-2-208x300.jpg 208w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nINVITE IMAGE\/LOUIS V. E.S.P.<\/p>\n<p>. . . as they say it righteous, on their press release:<\/p>\n<p>~Supplication~Deliverance~Crime pursued by vengeance~Vengeance taken for kin upon kin~Pursuit~Disaster~Falling prey to cruelty\/misfortune~Revolt~Daring enterprise~Abduction-The enigma~Obtaining~Enmity of kin~Rivalry of kin~Murderous adultery~Madness~Fatal imprudence~(BP take note !!)~Involuntary crimes of love~Slaying of kin unrecognized~Self-sacrifice for an ideal~Self-sacrifice for kin~All sacrificed for passion~Necessity of sacrificing loved ones~Rivalry of superior vs. inferior~Adultery~Crimes of love~Discovery of the dishonour of a loved one~Obstacles to love~An enemy loved~Ambition~Conflict with a god~Mistaken jealousy~Erroneous judgement~remorse~Recovery of a lost one~Loss of loved ones~ !!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;now to this declared fact that there are no more than thirty-six dramatic situations, is attached a singular corollary, the discovery that there are in life but thirty-six emotions. A maximum of thirty-six emotions, and therein we have all r the savor of existence&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; GEORGES POITI, &#8220;The Thirty-Six Dramatic Solutions&#8221;, 1916.<\/p>\n<p>and &#8211; OPENING TO-NITE &#8211; !!<br \/>\nFRI JUNE 4, 2010 !!  7-10 PM !! &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; in BROOKLYN !!  &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>in WILLIAMSBURG. . .<br \/>\nwe have BRIAN CHIPPENDALE &#8211;  &#8216;FRUITING BODIES&#8217; &#8211; !! (no less !!)  &#8211; at CINDERS !!<br \/>\nthe show runs thru JULY 3, 2010<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cindersgallery.com\">CINDERS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>from the press release:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What lies behind the Black Hole, does Disney truly know ? When the chips are finished and the human brain is no less the floppy disk of yesterday, who&#8217;s to say what it will take to survive. All I can do is copy down the instructions I am given, sharpen them into a knife and stab the asshole barking orders.&#8221; &#8211; <em>BRIAN CHIPPENDALE<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/cinders-summer-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/cinders-summer-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"cinders--summer-#-1\" width=\"343\" height=\"504\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1032\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/cinders-summer-1.jpg 343w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/cinders-summer-1-204x300.jpg 204w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 343px) 100vw, 343px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nARTWORK BY BRIAN CHIPPENDALE\/IMAGE COURTESY CINDERS<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Cinders-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Cinders-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Cinders-#-2\" width=\"504\" height=\"343\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1033\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Cinders-2.jpg 504w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Cinders-2-300x204.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nINVITE IMAGE\/BRIAN CHIPPENDALE\/&#8217;FRUITING BODIES&#8217;\/COURTESY CINDERS <\/p>\n<p>and in BUSHWICK. . . <\/p>\n<p>EASTERN DISTRICT PRESENTS: &#8216;INSTALLATION SIX VIDEO &#8211; SCION ART TOUR&#8217; !!<br \/>\nFEATURING: DUST LA ROCK \/ ERIC NAKAMURA &#038; SALELEE OH \/ FRENCH &#038; ALAN GLASS AS FUNERAL FOG \/ ILL-STUDIO \/ JOSH GRAHAM \/ MARK MOTHERSBAUGH \/ MONIHAN MONIHAN \/ PMKFA \/ SAGE<br \/>\nalso opening to-nite \/ 7-10 PM<br \/>\nthe show runs thru JUNE 27, 2010<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.eastern-district.com\/\">EASTERN DISTRICT<\/a><\/p>\n<p>from the press release:<br \/>\n&#8220;Now in its 6th year, this revolutionary art tour heads for its final stop at EASTERN DISTRICT in  BROOKLYN, NY.<br \/>\nThe tour focuses on the video medium, which emerged in the 1960s and has since expanded galleries into more experimental, kinetic, and interactive spaces. &#8216;Installation 6: Video&#8217; challenged 10 artists to create non-narrative video installations that will eventually transform five unique exhibitions across the country.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Esatern-District-summer-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Esatern-District-summer-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Esatern-District-summer-#-1\" width=\"336\" height=\"504\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1036\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Esatern-District-summer-1.jpg 336w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Esatern-District-summer-1-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px\" \/><\/a>  <\/p>\n<p>and if that isn&#8217;t enough &#8211;  to qualify as one of the hottest summer season beginnings &#8211;  e-v-a-h !!<br \/>\nwatch out world !! it&#8217;s the 6th ANNUAL RENEGADE CRAFT FAIR &#8211; over in McCARREN PARK !!<br \/>\nB-R-O-O-K-L-Y-N !!<br \/>\nSAT + SUN  \/ JUNE 5 + 6 \/ 11am-7pm<br \/>\nwith over 300 artists !!  &#8211; craft workshops !!  &#8211; &#038; &#8211; LIVE MUSIC !!<br \/>\nand it&#8217;s all free \/ to attend !!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.renegadecraft.com\">RENEGADE CRAFT FAIR  !!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/renegade-craft-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/renegade-craft-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"renegade-craft-#-1\" width=\"504\" height=\"158\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1038\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/renegade-craft-1.jpg 504w, https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/renegade-craft-1-300x94.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/renegade-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/renegade-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"renegade-#-2\" width=\"160\" height=\"164\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1039\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/city_brooklyn.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/city_brooklyn.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"city_brooklyn\" width=\"156\" height=\"117\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1040\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>talk about &#8211; SUMMER IN THE CITY !!<br \/>\nend of ART SEASON, NOT !!<\/p>\n<p>POSTED BY NANCY SMITH \/ FRI JUNE 4, 2010 11:55 AM<br \/>\ncontact: nsmith0014@aol.com<br \/>\nARTLOVERSNEWYORK is currently  undergoing upgrade repair.<br \/>\nARTLOVERSNEWYORK is sponsored by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tekserve.com\">TEKSERVE  <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CHARLIE FINCH, what the hell were you thinking . . .&#8221;Post-boom, the contemporary art season has reverted to its traditional school-year trajectory of September to June &#8230; &#8220;summing up the season&#8221;\/artnet it&#8217;s turning out to be the biggest scariest summer on record &#8211; what with the big oil spill &#8211; and it&#8217;s moving Atlantic coast [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1009"}],"version-history":[{"count":32,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1054,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009\/revisions\/1054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artloversnewyork.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}