~JONAH HILL . . as JOSH.

J.H. meet J.H.

JONAH HILL as JOSH HARRIS.
you may as well just fall off your chair, now.

You can just see Jonah as Josh, looking up at the Livingston apple orchard, wondering where the hell, did all the . . money go,
and wtf, just happened.


JONAH HILL in . . .
‘DON’T WORRY, HE WON’T GET FAR ON FOOT’, directed by GUS VAN SANT.

watch: ‘DON’T WORRY, HE WON’T GET FAR ON FOOT’ – OFFICIAL TRAILER – YouTube

see: ‘DON’T WORRY, HE WON’T GET FAR ON FOOT’ – NYT / JAN 18, 2018




~BEN STILLER: ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ & ‘THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES’ . . . yes !!!!!!

if BEN STILLER . .

can do his just announced, upcoming feature adaption . ..
of ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’, the Sundance winning documentary about JOSH HARRIS, the so-called Andy Warhol of the web, and art world bad boy . . .

just as gently; but really funny in parts, all too human, bitter-sweet, sad and even harsh in others . . .
as is the tone of the recent ‘THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES’ (2017) . . . where he plays older brother to a failed bro (musician), and successful son (wealth management for rich hipster clients) to an oppressively narcissistic forgotten artist dad,

then things are looking good for a Hollywood re-make.

though of course, ‘THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES’, though it often hit very close to home, and sometimes even . . too close to home, is a fictional though very accurate portrayal.

it kind of makes you realize just how delicate a task it might be to come up with a great, funny, sad serious, twisty, biopic on Josh, esp as ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ . . moves very fast through a time frame of several years, and is characterized by Josh’s interactions with many different, but all high-octane ‘players’, who though individually brought a lot of wild antics, collectively imploded with great gusto, along with some hard knocks, . . within the so-called ‘social experiment’, that Josh said he made, but that really – made him !!

ADAM DRIVER, has a wild cameo . . in ‘THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES’.

he plays a young wannabe rock star, who is maybe going through his first cash payday – a little bit too fast. Ben Stiller in his role as Matt, the older Meyerowitz bro – who runs a budding, start-up celebrity wealth management for hipsters business, has come in, to put a lid on the money action, but still stay .. cool af.

in that fast-paced, tone-perfect scene, I could definitely see the potential . . for a perfect storm . . of a JOSH HARRIS / ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’. BIO-PIC.

they should try to find a equally brief, in & out, cameo role for Driver . .
in the ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ project.

maybe: as ALEX ARCADIA, lol.
he built that Nazi-like, real goldfish swimming in pond / moat . . ran around a 3D temple, that Alex reportedly got $80K to build, & where Josh like some the mad leader of a futuristic cult, often gave his . . ‘mission’ speeches.

with JONAH HILL . . already on-board to play . . Josh, & I can just see it, come to L-I-F-E.

it could be real big win.

‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ – HELLO, H-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D.

‘THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES’,
came out last fall, directed & written by NOAH BAUMBACH.
it stars BEN STILLER & ADAM SANDLER (in very tapped-down comedic modes – hurray), as the very different, almost equally damaged grown (half !!) sons of the cranky, semi-seedy self-obsessed old school NYC artist, played by DUSTIN HOFFMAN, and he’s . . nailing it. performance-wise.
you know, or you will, one day . . . the grumpy guy who never made it, won’t be the faculty group show, and his best friend is having a retrospection at the Whitney.

‘THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES’ . . won the PALM DOG award at the 2017 Cannes Film Festival.

COMEDY-DRAMA ?!!!

REAL LIFE / DOCU-DRAMA ?!!!

JOSH HARRIS & CREW / ARE IN YOUR HANDS, . . . BEN STILLER !!!!!


BEN STILLER, as MATTHEW MEYEROWITZ . . . in ‘THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES’.

def, def def !! watch the trailer: ‘THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES’ – OFFICIAL TRAILER / YouTube

in fact, you can watch the entire film right now, it’s now on . . NETFLIX !!

more background . . .
see: ‘THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES’ – Wikipedia

here’s how that wiki post / re: Plot . . begins:
“After separating from his wife, unemployed DANNY MEYEROWITZ (Adam Sandler) moves in with his father, HAROLD (Dustin Hoffman), a retired Bard College (!!) art professor and sculptor, and his 3rd wife, MAUREEN (Emma Thompson) . . .”
and btw:
DANNY has a daughter (Grace Van Patten) who is just starting film school, at Bard College, who makes . . “sexually obsessed” art films.
and, we can all . . relate.




~THE ART . . . ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC ‘ !! / w new corrections as of JAN 30, 2018

note: JOSH HARRIS says, LUVVY is his virtual self / & not his alter ego, inner evil twin,
secret persona / or performance vehicle. etc. etc.

shhhhhhh…….

QUIET !!!!!,
WE LIVE IN PUBLIC !!!!!

EVERYBODY talks about the drama, & the future vision, but if ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ had a bleeding, beating heart . . it was the ART.

exhibition / hard copy art, even framed art, silkscreen, installation, both site-specific & not / performance art of all kinds, video, digital, computer, light, sound, architectural, food art, xxx rated burlesque: you name it.

I mean even the video footage, that went on to become the basis for Sundance winning ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’, was . . art. video done as – art.
the 24-7 reality camera surveillance, was part & parcel of the ‘QUIET / WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ art game . . . from the very get-go. prob the single most important element.
in the end the footage was stored on cassette tapes, with hand-lettered labels.
I know because I hand-labeled them.
it was year 2000.
I don’t even know what kind of computer storage existed / if it was even possible for ‘amateurs’ to upload video ?

ONDI TIMONER was hired . . as a film artist !!
her project was to document this crazy wild / 2 week long millennium party . . that Josh called ‘Quiet’ / in a spit of contrary that is very characteristic of his mindset. She was so very low-key through-out, but so focused.
she was like the – breathing & inhaling of the whole.
she was on everything – like a cat.

she was also given an additional budget, something like $100,000 to archive, and store the tapes & hopefully form them into some kind of summation / a rough edit. Josh was in doubt the project was even going to amount to anything. Sundance . . been there, done that. won. hello, Hollywood.

‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ seems to jerk forward in 9 year leaps.
anything in the Mayan calendar about that ?

ONDI was one of the first artists – to be taken on specifically for ‘Quiet’, who did not come out of Josh’s usual crew.
He watched ‘DIG!’ & she got the green light. that was it.
if it was green light / it was . . Go !!
along with a production budget, that was to most of us . . an astounding cash flow.

that’s the way the dot.com boys played at the time. cash hardball. cash moneyball / double-time.
the mainstream NYC art world had no idea what was being bounced down on them, and they still . . don’t.

that . . was Josh’s best & greatest m.o.
you pitched him an idea, from any corner – and if it caught his fancy / you were up & running.
and, I mean .. up & running.
payroll ?
payroll . . rock n’roll.

you got the kind of cash budget / sometimes you even got Josh’s credit card lol, that made it possible for you to build that art / that dream, and build it . . well. if not downright glorious. and absolutely – outside the box.
way way outside the prevailing standard white wall box gallery exhibition budget, then or, now.

CASH / CASH / CASH
CASH 4 ART

I think in part that, ‘QUIET’ & the immediately following solo Josh (& the fake GF) project, the original ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ . . .
and then 9 years later, Ondi’s cumulative Sundance winning documentary ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ . . went basically unnoticed & definitely unremarked upon by the mainstream / usual suspects / NYC ‘art critics’ . . just, simply because of that big 90s tech dollars – cash throw-down.

one: there was a very real / very uninspired bias happening in the staid art press vs. the kind of incredible ‘art parties’ that the young tech millionaires were throwing at that time, to compete with each other, even though they were bonafide installations, which made the conventional art scene look stale & seedy, btw.
it was: they were techie parties. they weren’t art. the art critics in this town are such stupid snobs. no wonder rebel rebel Brooklyn is so alive.
(btw the tabloid press & NEW YORK mag loved Josh. they could not get enough of his ‘staged art’ installation photos.)

two: apart from the bias against who was putting on the party / install exhibits . . the institutional art critics . . just couldn’t get their small minds around a huge conceptual art ‘performance’ – that was made on such a big budget. and which was so multi-layered. at the most, all they had seen till then were Jeffrey Deitch’s small one room, ok ‘big’ room events . .

I mean, even Damien Hirst was still yet to produce his shark-in-a-tank / OBGYN-chair-in-a-tank in a room in a gallery.

Josh had 4 floors of a warehouse going on, with 2 sub-basements, not to mention a bubble-wrapped 100+ person sit-down dining room / performance space next door !!
we are talking over 100+ live-in artists incl. in-house crew . . . making art, and the whole place was open to the public 24/7 / open bars and it was a mob scene.

in a way, looking back . . it was ‘infinite’ compared to the standard art exhibit.
it was . . proto-web.

three: not only were the so-called critics not up to speed on ‘conceptual’ art as an umbrella / financed by an unthinkable budget, but Josh and his Pseudo production crew – were already on the web !!
nascent as it was. they had $81 mill in the bank !!
they were completely independent . . of the staid old gallery / old boy system.
the whole Josh Harris-curated wonderland . . just went right over their heads.
it couldn’t fit inside their tiny idea – of an art box.

IN A WAY – AN ‘INVERTED’ WAY !!!!

‘QUIET’ / ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ . . was kind of like the art scene today, with its many, tiny indie curators bypassing the stultifying mainstream art scene, by showing art wherever they can, whether from inside their tiny apt living rooms, to stuffing stuff in old abandoned phone booths !! to sabotaging advertising boxes on the street. kind of like the shattered ‘Terminator’.

Josh was the ‘Terminator’ . . whole.

Josh had the dough (supposedly $81 million) & an insane drive . . to bankroll & produce art.
He was like the Medici of the tech world. damn it, if he didn’t rent a huge 4 story abandoned warehouse, & its abandoned storefront neighbor in Tribeca, in which to throw the biggest art party this town has still never seen seen beat, & also . . splash down the megabucks for a huge hi-end loft on Spring & Broadway in Soho, in which to run his own solo / project.
we are talking: god-almighty tech million dollar art productions.

sometimes, as we all know . . CASH is a four letter word.
and so is art critic. and it’s not a pretty one.

but the downtown art scene – never ever saw better times.

here’s just a small small sampling from my own archives:


JEFF GOMPERTZ, now based in Thailand, built the incredible jaw-dropping pod hotel / art installation that housed over 100 artists. based on Japanese pod hotels, it was super functional, and sleek.
other digital artists, and technicians, whose names I don’t know, but they were masters . . wired & built the equivalent . . of a in-house proto-internet / Facebook / instagram social media / social network.
the pods were wired with surveillance cameras re: output.
re: input . .
every pod had its own screen and a few, maybe 3 channels of broadcast access . . to the 24/7 ongoing surveillance.

if, the Citizens Band was marching buck naked on the dining room table – you could see it from your pod.
if someone was having sex in the pods, you might be watching it while you ate dinner.
‘bio’ – in all its grand meaning – was a big big part of the show.
Josh – was a very curious guy. yeah, he was out to shock. and, why not ?!!
AI & Computer learning, algorithms . . take note. humans at work.

are you getting a sense of .. just how big / the big brother picture here, was ???
just how big . . the art picture was ?
this was a hardcore artist – ARMY !!!

go fit that . . in your Brooklyn living room, lol.


a birds-eye-view of the surveillance / digital HQ.
off limits . . to most of the crew.

in fact, I believe that’s ONDI TIMONER, to the extreme right, with some kind of bandana around her head.

you have to remember . . it was year 1999 – turning the corner onto 2000.
I personally didn’t even know how to email. people had cellphones, but there were no smartphones.
what was that, even the concept did not exist.
internet service was dial-up. there was no communal social media platform / this was the proto-type, in fact. a self-contained / but inter-connected 24-7 wired hub / hive.

sometimes I go to openings, and I realize . . that these kids were like . . only 4 !!
when we did this.
it was . . MEGA.


site-specific / install artist DAVID LESLIE . . concocted pretty much the whole entire basement, that wasn’t the gaming room or the shooting gallery, lol. or were those on the lower lower sub-basement ?
the opening night . . snowy ‘target practice’ / was life-size arcade blow-out . . & it was his.
it didn’t even make the cut / documentary. but all of those cheesy live action sex games, that weren’t in the pods, all those set-ups are his.
Josh’s evil alter ego Luvvy, came to life – in the footsteps of David Leslie.


eternal red-neck cowboy, MARK ENGER, R.I.P . . . of EXPLODING SKY, did a lot of the graphics, & most vividly, it was he who silk-screened circle ‘targets’ onto the in-house crew’s grey work shirts.
before there was Swizz Beatz silk-screening all over his jackets – there was Mark.


the bubble-walled dining room sat 100+ & had its own kitchen in back, with its own in-house pro chef serving 4 star meals. it totally blew everybody away. walking in, it was like turning on the Discovery channel. it made non-believers into believers. it was stunning.
commissioned by Josh himself, as were all the installations, this future-reaching, site-specific installation, shockingly visual & tactile . . was designed & made by MARIA ALEJANDRA GIUDICI.

also note, GABRRIELLE LATESSA ORTIZ ran the the food. nailed it.


ALFREDO MARTINEZ built and ran the . . SHOOTING GALLERY. licensed as a film ‘prop’. . anybody could come & safely learn how to hold & fire off a big big gun.
yeah, that’s my kid Theo, who was 9 at the time – shooting the gun.
Columbine had just happened, April 20, 1999, and, you bet: I wanted my kid to know how to handle guns.
& sad story short. high school shootings have not gone away.


the master of ceremonies, the man himself, JOSH HARRIS . . in the transparent / communal shower.
I got around that by showering under a blanket.
you had to figure out how to work it, for yourself. it was kind of a maze, a daily ritual maze.

site-specific, & very much working: lots of hot water. this functional, totally radical, transparent live in public, communal shower – was commissioned by Josh from . . and, designed by the cutting-edge design team of: MARIA ALEJANDRA GIUDICI, (who did the Bubble dining room), & her husband at the time . . MARIANO AIRALDI, who also built & installed it.
Photo via WE LIVE IN PUBLIC archives / courtesy: JOSH HARRIS


I was supposed to put on a . . . ‘live action quilt / sewing bee’ !!!!!!
alas, this was as far as I got, before I got usurped to be Josh’s right-hand production assistant.
‘QUIET’ was as quick – as the future internet was going to be, too.
you got liked or disliked . . in a blink of an Josh Harris . . eye-lash.
or . . usurped.

don’t get me wrong, he liked the quilt idea !! alot !!
just the skills that made for quilting – also made for excellent production assistant, esp in a very busy & wild ‘organic’ hive of an install – like this one.
which also seems very future vision, just check out how your IG / Instagram feed is organized.
classic 3 patch.
x digital infinity.


so, I took to building, prob the ‘tiniest’ creative units at ‘QUIET’ / DIY paper lanterns made from two sheets of standard 8 x 10 in. typing paper, glued together at the seams.
I then collaged them with various found ‘photographic’ scraps, that were all over the place.also tiny lost sequins, beads, red glitter & red Xmas thread, and hung them from the ceiling pipes, in random places, as I raced around doing Josh’s bidding.
. . & if that isn’t very FUTURE BROOKLYN – I don’t know what is.


what was so cool, was I would string em up at night, un-announced.
very private. very anonymous. no artist credit whatsover, no signature anywhere . .
and the next day, they would have colored professional lights projected on them.
I felt, in that great creative chaos, of huge $$$ artist projects, and even huger artist egos, someone was creepin’ on me.
someone . . got me !!

looking back, yeah, I was . . self-publishing.
I was making ‘comments’ ’emojis’ ?
in the proto-zone / Pseudo internet.
I was a tiny nano unit – that ‘vibes’ the communal hive, & keeps the bizz/buzz level up.
I reached in, to connect.
I was the tiny singular voice – that had . . a voice !!
I was just one outsider / in the insider singularity of the whole.
I had nothing but my own strong primal / prey driven desire . . to make art.
create . . a beat in the background, a response. articulate a skill.

I was commenting . . on the vibe of the underground, & I was diggin’ it.

yeah, someone got me.
and that someone was: Josh.

and that’s how we all felt working & making art . . for JOSH.

LONG LIVE – PSEUDO !! LONG LIVE INDIE REBEL ART !!

just we got to do it on a scale, that would blow all – your Brooklyn minds, apart !!

PHOTOS: NANCY SMITH / unless otherwise noted




~BEN STILLER takes on ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ / JONAH HILL to play JOSH HARRIS . .

the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT . . came out this past weekend at SUNDANCE 2018 !!


IMAGE: screengrab Indiewire

“ONDIE TIMONER’S . . . 2009 SUNDANCE GRAND JURY PRIZE-WINNING DOCUMENTARY, ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’, will become a feature film directed by BEN STILLER, starring JONAH HILL as JOSH HARRIS, the dot-com millionaire who carried out a surveillance experiment with 150 residents at a Manhattan hotel amid Y2K panic.
BOLD FILMS will finance the project, which Timoner will produce with Stiller’s RED HOUR FILMS.”

read: BEN STILLER TO DIRECT JONAH HILL in film adaption of ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ / Indiewire, JAN 20, 2018

wow, a lot of people fell off their chairs – when they heard that !!

JONAH HILL . . portraying Josh – is brilliant.
I heard ALFREDO MARTINEZ told someone, if he had his dibs, he’d want BENICIO DEL TORO to play him.
sweet – it is.

and, in typical, ‘provocative JOSH-mode’, which is saying it nicely, Josh immediately emailed me to ask: who I wanted to play myself ? & my real bad hubby, SIMON CERIGO, RIP.
who brought his girlfriend along for the ride, nice move – Simon.

somebody else emailed me & said they hope it’s gonna be a . . comedy ?!!

I hope, not !!
it’s already jam-packed with characters and chaos up the wazoo . .
instead, I hope they play it very straight-up, close to the chest, real down-low, and serious. totally against the grain. I hope they play it . . Shakespearean.
even though it was totally far-out, fast & furious, not to mention wildly hardcore, wildly illegal, eventually getting shut down by the NYPD, the FDNY & FEMA, all 3 !! the personal cost of this visionary quest, was harsh. many of the ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’ participants, including their leader Josh, were burned by their up-close brush – with the . . ‘future’.

taking it down to a very personal level, thanks to 24/7 computer-archived surveillance, I literally got to see my so-called hubby throw me under the bus.

on the bigger picture, Josh . . might be now be called, among a small group of cult cognizanti, the ‘father of social networking’, and the . . ‘Andy Warhol of the web’, but his prey-driven compulsion to intuit & uncover the potential of the new world of ‘online’ . . for both the individual & the culture at large, left him depleted, and broke $$$. the man who mined the social dynamic of the vast unknown that was the web in 1999-2000, was the prob the first to fall victim to it’s peculiar irony: the great social universe vs. primal human personal needs fall-out.

and, of course the biggest tragedy of all, is how the mainstream art world, just dropped the ball on the whole scene.

“hotel”, my foot . . !!
it was in reality, 2 decrepit warehouse buildings, which Josh took over on Broadway at Leonard, on what was then, the outer fringes of sleepy Tribeca. it was open to the public – 24/7. it was party central with free, free-flowing bars, lounges, dance parties, art exhibits & art-in-the making / install & site specific wips. there were hi-end tech and web gaming. the in-house crew, running the parties & producing the shows, of which I was a part, wore custom EXPLODING SKY silk-screened work uniforms. we had a live-in 4 star chef cooking the meals, in the futuristic bubble dining room, that sat 100 easily. there was almost no security, despite being wired 24/7 big-time for video, and definitely no fire escapes. just the way we like it. all up-close, & in-your-face, wild & free. with lots of early 90s start-up money getting thrown around, everywhere & every which way.

“desperate” . . ? I don’t think so.
Josh loved talent, esp. the ‘real real’ !!
people were making more money in those 2 weeks, then they had in the past 5 years.

“hotel” . . ? lordy !!
more of an underground bunker – filled with underground artists, in 1999 there was NO Brooklyn, let alone the Bronx. downtown / including the LES was it, the low-rent land of the hardcore. no wonder, ‘QUIET’ the huge millennial party that birthed ‘WE LIVE In PUBLIC’, exploded into chaos. and, . . brighter than light, insight. for an artist, being there was the chance of a lifetime.
and, at the apex, there was . Josh.
the wonder boy multi-millionaire tech entrepreneur, with lots of money, but limited social skills, and ‘Luvvy’ the clown, his alter ego / sidekick . . as maestro. the nerdy junior high school social scientist & his inner bad boy / calling the shots. directing the games.

if you could keep his fast moving attention, you were in. if you couldn’t – you were out.
if you could flow like mercury, and fly like a bee, all the better.
at ‘Quiet’, we lived in a communal space, which was a joke . . because artists by nature, are so indie, so competitive & plus we were all competing . . against each other for Josh’s time & dough.
non-stop game of musical chairs.

the one rule was: if you left the building, you could not come back. you were out.
sunlight. what’s sunlight ?
personal life ? there was no personal life / there was only . . JOSH-LIFE !!
that was it / that was the mind-set. that was the . . WEB.
or should I say, proto-WWW/WEB.

you may as well have been on a disco-balled space ship heading to Mars.
which was pretty much part of the original scenario from the get-go.
24/7 surveillance didn’t come across as so bad. 24/7 cameras, & the we live in public mindset . . wasn’t really the bad part. even when it was not just being recorded, but playing on screens live – everywhere.

it was more . . the closed-circuit Josh / the mad social scientist/artist & his sidekick Luvvy the Clown . . at the controls, running his ‘social experiment’ / like some mad Wizard of Tech Oz, that was really what made for the intrepid partiers go off the rails.
and break down in tears.
Josh baited, and lured.
“Off to the Interrogation room” / yes .. there was a Nazi-like interrogation room, was basically . . a modern take on: “off with their heads, Alice” in Wonderland.
Luvvy had very little compassion. Josh had even less. the generous art patron had a double life.

he could give, but he could just as easily pull the carpet right out from under you. that was actually an interesting departure for me/ re: collectors who buy art like sheep. I gave him more credit for that, than many others did. bottomline for me was the: the real real survived. to live another day, maybe.
don’t get me started.

“hotel” . . ?
we bunked, piled on top of each other / a sleeping residence for 100, inspired by Japanese pod hotels. if you want to talk, “hotel”. what you really want to say is: beehive.
what you really want to consider, is the ‘singular’ individual vs the web ‘community’.

and, so short story fast. in this way, Josh stumbled upon the . . FUTURE.

it’s name was: SOCIAL NETWORKING.
& it’s twin nano baby siblings, were . . self-recording, & self-publishing.


the dvd cover / logo for . . ‘WE LIVE IN PUBLIC’, 2009.
the seeds of social media / networking . . were sown in a wild underground bunker party thrown by a prey-driven social scientist tech entrepreneur, JOSH HARRIS & played-out by the wildest bad-ass underground artists that he could find, to ring in the Millennial/ year 2000 & boldly usher in the unknown potential of the computer, which at that time, nobody envisioned further than spread sheets, emails, writing that could auto-correct without white-out, and .. porn.

funny, how well it cleaned up !!

9 years later – with the documentary, the cover image says it all.
apparently, new rules of politically-correct / tamped-down social behavior had to evolve to catch up.
well, that was 2009.

it’s now, 2018, only another short 9 year interval later, and seems . .
we’re only humans after all, and . . man can even our President – let loose on twitter.

not to mention:
fake news, bullying, scams, & au contraire: awareness, knowledge.mass information. bad warnings of in-coming missiles. on your phone, at breakfast. in Hawaii.
the sheer availability of information has actually out-run the available solutions.
the new power of group voices have super-ceded the courts. the court of opinion is like an orphan who has finally found their mother 20 years later.
mass waves of protests / based on communal words, sentiments, and hashtags. hopefully for the good / abuse victims getting strength to speak out in numbers. rappers & wrestlers getting taken down by bad behavior endless personal content. reality. IG stories, little kids watching DIY YouTubes of other little kids opening endless tiny ‘presents’. AI. the power of the random, the power of the mass. from digital artist platforms archiving exhibits for eternity, to just plain ole renting your apt on Craigs list.

chaos ? desperation ? ‘Quiet’, ‘We Live In Public’ / year 2000 in an underground bunker in NYC.
surely you . . jest.

the real real artists – are always going to win.

I hope this movie crushes, absolutely crushes, the mainstream art world in this town, and the clueless art critics who missed the ball on ‘QUIET’ – even though it was the biggest & most important art party / installation this town has ever seen.

yeah, DUDE: BEN STILLER, KEEP IT . . SHAKESPEAREAN.




~’THE BIG SHORT’ . . 57 CELL, CATBOX CONTEMPORARY, CUSTOM PROGRAM, PAY FAUXN, PLUG DUMPSTER, TETE-A-TETE, WATER MCBEER, ESSEX FLOWERS, HELPER / THE ARTISTS INSTITUTE BASEMENT / OPENS TO-NITE SAT

THE BIG SHORT . .
with artwork by: MIKE SCHREIBER, MIKE LINSKIE, MEGAN SNOWE, GREGORY KALLICHE, MARGARET LEE, NATHAN GWYNNE & MANY MANY OTHERS !!

AN EXHIBITION ABOUT . . . ALTERNATIVE EXHIBITION ‘SPACES’ !!
FEATURING – 9 ‘DIVERGENT’ . . P-R-O-J-E-C-T / S-P-A-C-E-S.

or, as one of the 2 curators puts it:

“Big art in a short Room” . . . ~EMILY JANOWICK !!

some kind of big witches brew . .
happening at the HUNTER COLLEGE STOMPING GROUNDS, uptown . . to-nite !!!!

‘THE BIG SHORT’
curated by @mo_hun_dro . . . . PATRICK MOHUNDRO / MFA Candidate Hunter College
and, @cyclone_bomb . . . . EMILY JANOWICK / ‘just a little bird floatin on a hurricane’
SAT JAN 20, 2018 / 6 – 8 PM
THE ARTISTS INSTITUTE BASEMENT, 132 E. 65th ST & Lexington, UPPER EAST SIDE, NYC

SHOWCASING . . ARTIST-RUN GALLERY / INDIE PROJECTS:
57 CELL / GREGORY KALLICHE, CATBOX CONTEMPORARY, ESSEX FLOWERS, CUSTOM PROGRAM, PAY FAUXN, PLUG DUMPSTER, TETE-A-TETE, WATER McBEER & HELPER


CATBOX CONTEMPORARY / CATBOX CONTEMPORARY


HELPER / HELPER PROJECTS


@plugspace_ / CRAIG MONTEITH
“You can’t just throw any artist in a dumpster.”
‘Plug Dumpster is an art gallery in a dumpster.’
@plugspace_: EMIL BOGNAR-NASDOR’s Plugdumster project this Saturday at the ARTISTS INSTITUTE.


WATER MCBEER GALLERY / WATER MCBEER GALLERY
@watermcbeer: Me and #hrgiger / HR GIGER / @giger_art


Tete-a-tete . . hosts online exhibitions, each month inviting an artist to contextualize one of their works with something dound online.
@teteahhtete: just launched our 2017 Retrospective — all 6 projects together on our homepage — just in time for our first IRL exhibition curated by @mo_hun_dro + @cyclone_bomb at @theartistsinstitute featuring 9 NYC “divergent” spaces.
DEF, CHECK OUT: TETE-A-TETE / tete-ahh-tete.net


@customprogram: we will be presenting MEGAN SNOWE’s ‘Active Denial System, a companion piece to ‘Less-than-Lethal / @m.snowe
CUSTOM PROGRAM / customprogram.org


@essexflowers: see this glorious MARGARET LEE SCULPTURE at the opening of ‘Watch Out for the Water’ – a group show organized by ESSEX FLOWERS as part of ‘THE BIG SHORT’ in the director’s office @artistsinstitute. This exhibit features work by LEE, JULIE MALEN, JASON STOPA, & NICKOLAUS.
ESSEX FLOWERS / ESSEX FLOWERS 19 MONROE


@_emilyshanahan: late night summons @payfauxn


PAY FAUXN
Throw garbage in it have sex in it pee in it sleep in it put art in it.
def, CHECK OUT: PAY FAUXN / payfauxn.com
PAY FAUXN . . will be exhibiting MIKE SCHREIBER !!


@blondeartbooks: #57cell by @lifelikegregory / 57 Cell BOOKS by GREGORY KALLICHE
def, check out: BLONDE ART BOOKS
BLONDE ART BOOKS – Brooklyn-based publisher, established in 2012 by SONEL BRESLAV

ALL IMAGES VIA INSTAGRAM




~ANTONE KONST & CLAYTON SCHIFF . . ‘LOOSE PARTS’ / FISHER PARRISH / OPENS TO-NITE FRI

way to go, annnnnnnnnnnnnnnie !!!!!!!

‘ANTONE KONST & CLAYTON SCHIFF: LOOSE PARTS’
OPENS TO-NITE FRI JAN 19, 2018 / 7 – 10 PM
the show runs thru FEB 25, 2018
FISHER PARRISH, 238 WILSON AVE, Brooklyn 11237
HRS: SAT & SUN / 1-6 PM or by appointment

read more: about the show & artists / ‘Loose Parts’ – FISCHER PARRISH


ANTONE KONST, b. 1887 New Haven, Ct & now NYC / Brooklyn-based / M.F.A., Yale (2014).
‘Dellirium’, 2017.
clay & pigment, hydrocal, fibergals, aluminum, wood. 24 x 18 in.
image via Instragram @annnnnnnnnnnnnnnie


CLAYTON SCHIFF, b. 1987 Boston, Mass & now NYC / Brooklyn-based / B.F.A., RISD/Rhode Island School of Design (2009).
‘Dining’, 2018.
oil on canvas, 50 x 36 in.
image via Artsy/CLAYTON SCHIFF
find Clayton on IG / @claytopia675


def, check out: ANTONE KONST – ARTIST PORTFOLIO WEBSITE


def, check out: CLAYTON SCHIFF – ARTIST PORTFOLIO WEBSITE




~TYRRELL WINSTON . . ‘TAKE ’em to Church’ / w. SAM KELLER in the GUEST ROOM / ED. VARIE / LES / OPENS TO-NITE THURS JAN 18

FOUND CIGGIES !!
& SPARKLING BEER CANS . . the par-tay continues !!

ED. VARIE PRESENTS: ‘TAKE em to Church’ – TYRRELL WINSTON
with SAM KELLER in the Guest Room !!

OPENING TO-NITE – !!
THURS JAN 18, 2018 / 6 – 9 PM
the show runs thru FEB 11, 2018
ED. VARIE, 184 E. 7th St / corner of AVE B / TOMKINS SQ. PARK, LES / LOWER EAST SIDE. MANHATTAN.
HRS: SAT & SUN / 12 – 5 PM & by APPOINTMENT


TYRRELL WINSTON, ‘This is What I Do’, 2017.
found extinguished cigarettes on panel. 60 x 36 in.
image via Instagram @tyrrellwinston


SAM KELLER, ‘Can (Grape Faygo)’, 2018.
found can, Swarovski crystals, 3.5 x 5.5 in.
image via Instagram @sam_big_gulp


SAM KELLER, ‘Can (Coca-cola)’, 2018.
found can, Swarovski crystals, 4 x 5.5 in.

@sam_big_gulp: “Share a a coke with TYRRELL WINSTON @tyrrellwinston and ME !!
TONIGHT at ED. VARIE @edvarie !! 184 E. &th ST / 6 – 9 PM.”
image via Instagram @sam_big_gulp


def, CHECK OUT: TYRRELL WINSTON – ARTIST PORTFOLIO WEBSITE


def, CHECK OUT: SAM KELLER ARTIST WEBSITE / samkeller.biz




~HEATHER BENJAMIN . . RAW WINE & more !! at the closing party, to-nite THURS JAN 18!!

PAR-TAY . . ON !!!!!!

HEATHER’S friend, RACHEL ASHER . . .
a ‘wine person’, distributor & mighty bartender !!
from Rhode Island . . will be offering up some special brews / “extra funky natural wines” !!
at the closing party / TO-NIGHT . . THURS JAN 18, 2018 / 6 – 10 PM

‘INCANTABISS’ – Sparkling RED
Aronia / clean acid / ripe mulberry
$4 / glass

‘MORPHOS ROSE’
Sparkling ROSE / dried rose petals, yeast, grapefruit
$5 / glass

there will also be beer / $2

the BIG party . . will also feat. DJ TAEER !!
with flowers . . by SARA ABRUNA !!

HEATHER will also be at the gallery earlier in the day selling her zines & prints . .
from 2 – 6 PM.

DRESS SHOP GALLERY 322 TROUTMAN ST., BUSHWICK, BROOKLYN !!

PAR-TAY, ON !!




~HEATHER BENJAMIN . . ‘DEATH OF A TAIL’ / DRESS SHOP / CLOSING PARTY THURS JAN 18 / 6-10 PM

HEATHER BENJAMIN . . ‘DEATH OF A TAIL’
CLOSING PARTY – THURS JAN 18, 2018 / 6 – 10 PM
DRESS SHOP GALLERY, 322 TROUTMAN ST, BUSHWICK, BROOKLYN

HEATHER . . will also be at the gallery doing OPEN HRS / leading up to the party.
from 2 – 6 PM.
where she will be selling . . . prints & zines.




~VINCENT DERMODY . . ‘WHAT BURNS NEVER RETURNS’ / MOUNTAIN, BUSHWICK / OPENS TO-NITE SAT

MEMORY JUGS !!
FULL CIRCLE – WILD & WHACKY CRAFTY !!

VINCENT DERMODY . . ‘WHAT BURNS NEVER RETURNS’
OPENS SAT JAN 13, 2018 / 7 – 10 PM
the show will run thru FEB 10, 2018
MOUNTAIN, 284 SEIGEL ST., 1B, BUSHWICK, BROOKLYN 11206
HRS: BY APPOINTMENT

read: more about VINCENT DERMODY & this show / MOUNTAIN


note: VINCENT DERMODY ran a popular ‘apartment’ gallery in Chicago in the late 90s called . . ‘LAW OFFICE’.

def, check out: ‘LAW OFFICE’ – online tumblr archive