~JEFF KOONS . . . on THE COLBERT REPORT – !!

YUK !! YUK !! YUK !!
call in the clowns !!
if you can’t get JEFFREY – get JEFF !!

JEFF KOONS is on THE COLBERT REPORT today, WED AUG 1, 2012 at 10 am and again at 6:56 pm to-nite !!
COMEDY CENTRAL..


JEFF KOONS with legendary dealer, and the first wife of LEO CASTELLI, ILEANNA SONNABEND – at one of his many shows at her gallery, NYC. NOV 9, 2002.
PHOTO BY & COPYRIGHT: NANCY SMITH

actually it first aired last nite. dumb and duller. the Koons bit, anyways.
apparently, all they talked about was arts education ?!! – that’s what happens when you make 25 million, ok 23 million, a pop !! on your art – you gotta do the charity route, play the charity role. what’s the fun in that ?
wasn’t Colbert and his crew – up on the MOCA circus ? wimps.
Colbert – you are a WIPE-OUT man, and you don’t even know it !!

well he, KOONS – does mention the word TRANSPONDER !! and he does pay hommage to MARCEL DUCHAMP, (Colbert: “who’s that, I don’t know him”, ha !!) and, Koons – he does say the word: DEATH.

and the SWIFTER WET JET sweeper spot – that immediately precedes the KOON’s segment – SWEET !!

but, I wouldn’t say Jeff should give up his day job.

the real firecracker of the night – comes right at the beginning. the MITT ROMNEY press spokesman, who probably lost his day job !! and his . . . . ‘kiss my ass – this a Polish Holy Site’ – gaffe. priceless.
somebody should give that guy – $23 million.

our JEFF is at the very (doggy) end. if the Colbert team had done their due diligence – and asked Jeff K – what his take on JEFF D down in LA was . . . . and how about that ELI BROAD !!! now, that might have been worth the watching.

the re-run, the whole episode – is already online !!

watch: JEFF KOONS on THE COLBERT REPORT – July 31, 1012

but, double take !! WOW !! – did you catch that REMBRANDT COMMERCIAL ?!!

those REMBRANDT (!!) TOOTH WHITENING CLIPS – that precede the COLBERT video !! are more fun than a barrel of Jeffreys !!
I caught two versions !!
one references dot maven – YAYOI KUSAMA !!
and the other references KEITH HARING, or is that just – could-be-anybody generic tagging ? on a big white fake tooth. ha.

guess when you have a brand named REMBRANDT – ya gotta live up to the hype !!


screengrab from the REMBRANDT WHITENING TOOTHPASTE AD CLIP – that precedes the COLBERT REPORT video . . . . hello YAYOI !!
dot dot dot.